Jen Stayrook

Things less creepy than the Elf on the Shelf

The Elf on the Shelf has become a menace and needs to be stopped. He’s climbing on your shelves. He’s snatching your presents up. So, hide your kids. Hide your wife. And hide your husband because no matter how good you’ve been, he’s gonna find you.

Elf on the Shelf Evil

I’ve made no secret of my fear of clowns. Stephen King has left me scarred for life. (Thanks, jerk.) The Elf on the Shelf is creepier. He has the Chucky-like smile that makes you afraid he’s going to procreate with other Elves and then we’ll have an infestation of horror no exterminator can eradicate. Not even Michael Bay could rid the world of “Buddys” with explosions.

To prove the Elf on the Shelf is up to no good in our neighborhoods, I’ve made a list (with pictures) of things LESS CREEPY than this holiday bastard.

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All LESS creepy. Are you beginning to understand why we should rid the world of this “evil little helper?”

Have other things less creepy than the Elf on the Shelf? Let me know in the comments. I may need to amend this post to show others the full atrocity that is “Buddy.”