I am no scientist, but I’m pretty sure this graph is 100% accurate.
IN OTHER NEWS, in case you somehow missed me posting about it obsessively, I started a new column over on Poptimal. It’s a gaming column where I rate how much it sucks when I kill a character. It’s pretty much a reminder that while I love video games, most of the time I suck at them.
And I also reviewed Gone Home, which is this amazing indie exploration game that ANYONE can pick up and and enjoy.