A friend of mine helped to develop the Android app for Tumblr and this is my way of testing it out AND updating my blog. Here’s hoping it doesn’t suck!
February 14, 2011
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February 14, 2011
by Jen
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A friend of mine helped to develop the Android app for Tumblr and this is my way of testing it out AND updating my blog. Here’s hoping it doesn’t suck!
January 19, 2011
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I bet you started reading this post thinking it would be about cookies. Maybe a recipe for the most fantastic cookies you’ve ever had in your life? Sorry to disappoint, but I tricked you. False advertising, it’s a bitch. Mwahaha. But here, just to placate you, since you ARE reading my blog, here’s a picture of some chocolate chip cookies:

Well that backfired. Now I’m hungry for cookies and I’ve just wasted 20 minutes staring at pictures of cookies, wishing them into the palm of my hands.
What I really wanted to post about was a shameless plug for a fellow writer. She’s giving away an awesome book. HER book. Her name is Anne Riley and she-Oh who am I kidding? You already know her, right? RIGHT? Seriously, go check her out and while you’re at it, check out the giveaway she’s doing for FIVE copies of her books. FIVE. Since I haven’t shared the link to her site enough, here’s the direct link to her giveaway: It’s a Valentine’s Day gift.
She’s also on Twitter: @AnneRiley (but you knew that)
Stop staring at the cookies and GO already! (Besides, I ate all the cookies.)
December 20, 2010
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My husband has been saying for quite some time that he wants to do a guest spot on my blog and he FINALLY sat his butt down to write one. (I know, like it’s that hard, right?) He’s not as funny as I am (let’s be honest, who is?), but he is sweet and sincere, so I couldn’t help but love the post he wrote. Without further ado…


I wanted to start a holiday greeting with a picture that many people associate with Christmas, and one that I associate with Christmas. I’m sure I don’t have to tell anyone that the first picture is a screenshot from the movie It’s A Wonderful Life starring Jimmy Stewart. What I may need to clarify is that the second image is a recent photo of a movie theater on Philadelphia Street in Indiana Pennsylvania.
Why would a movie theater in the middle of nowhere remind me of Christmas? And what could it possibly have to do with one of the greatest and most iconic holiday movies ever?
I guess it’d be easier to start with the connection between the two pictures. George Bailey lived in a small town in the middle of Pennsylvania called Bedford Falls. He dreamed of big things, seeing the world; but as anyone familiar with the story knows, all his dreams came crashing down. Instead he found (with a little help) that his life of raising a family, supporting his community, and running a business turned out to be just as fulfilling.
Now, most movie-goers tend to look for a real-life connection between ideas and places they see onscreen. In the case of It’s A Wonderful Life, most critics believe that Bedford Falls is actually based on a small town in upstate New York called Seneca Falls. The obvious similarities are hard to ignore, from the layout of the buildings, to the structure of the streets. But I’m about to tell you that it’s not Seneca Falls where George Bailey lived. It was Indiana, Pennsylvania.
I’m sure that some movie enthusiasts know that Jimmy Stewart was born and raised in Indiana, PA. In fact, the central point of the town’s layout (besides Indiana University of PA in the south of the town) is the Jimmy Stewart Museum on Philadelphia and 9thStreets. Just down the block from the museum, the “downtown core” of Indiana begins, and then the similarities to Bedford Falls emerge. I included the image above of the Indiana movie theater on Philadelphia Street to show exactly what I’m on about.
For me, the ultimate Christmas experience takes place right on the streets of Indiana. Apart from the towns decorations and the annual showing of It’s A Wonderful Life in that very theater, the town becomes completely magical during a winter snowfall. There is no parallel to the lights outlining the buildings shining through the gently swirling snow. It’s a very difficult phenomenon to describe, but somehow, standing in this place, Christmas really comes alive.
Perhaps for me part of the intrigue is the history. Jen and I met in Indiana, just before the snow started to fall. Our first Christmas celebration together was spent in a small apartment just behind Philadelphia Street. Indiana was a place that saw many unforgettable moments for us, both good and bad. In fact, it was so close to our hearts that we were married in one of the oldest residential buildings in Indiana on a less-than-perfect day in May of 2008. Indiana had so blessed us with inclement weather over the years, that it sent us off with a freak hailstorm on what should have been a glorious spring day.
For some, Christmas isn’t complete without gingerbread cookies, christmas lights, caroling, or presents. For me, it’s sitting with Jen and watching It’s A Wonderful Life and Christmas Vacation and enjoying each other’s company. I can’t say that I’d want to spend the rest of my days in Indiana, but the more I think about it, the more I realize, if it was good enough for George Bailey, even after his life-changing encounter, then why shouldn’t it be the perfect place?
Merry Christmas to all, and remember that no matter how your life compares to your dreams, you always have accomplishments to be proud of, be it careers, children, or simply your own happiness. Don’t fret the things that haven’t come true, because as long as you have hope, there is always time.
At the last moment, I’d like to add that I noticed after writing this that a local news station has published an article noting that the Jimmy Stewart Museum, after a difficult economy and budget cuts from the state of Pennsylvania, has begun asking for donations to keep the doors open. Please, follow the link below to donate (or purchase from the store) and help keep the memory of Jimmy Stewart alive. Thank you.
October 31, 2010
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Does writing a blog post count toward my NaNoWriMo total for the month? Because, oh yea, that started today. Have I fully committed myself to writing 50,000 words in a month? Uhm, no. I may need to set a smaller, more manageable goal. Come on, I can’t even churn out a blog post on the regular, what did you really expect from me?
In other news, does your mind wander to unexpected places? I often find myself daydreaming about off the wall topics. For instance, the last thing I remember thinking about before falling asleep last night was whether or not I have the ability to perform surgery on pumpkins. Not the carving skill, SURGERY. To be fair, it was Halloween, so maybe I had pumpkins on the brain.
“What ifs” run through my brain constantly. In the not too distant past, I was ruminating about whether or not I could be a vegetarian. Heck, I think most vegetarians are noble, if somewhat crazy, and I figured, if they can do it, why not me? I don’t really like the idea of making cows or chickens suffer in dark, confined spaces while they are prodded and force fed vitamins that make them nice and plump for me at the grocery store. I’m not completely heartless; I get sad watching all those videos about the treatment of farm animals.
BUT, I also really love the taste of meat. Sue me. At the insistence of Kristy Colley and the influence of the always hilarious Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half, I decided to draw “What if I became a vegetarian?”
I imagined the sequence of events to go something like this… (These images are drawn with the hands of an artist and are of course made to scale.)
I’m not proud of my meat-loving behavior, nor am I willing to change it. Oh, sure, I’ll buy organic meats from time to time, but I must have meat. Otherwise, I get all twitchy and clearly my hair suffers as well. Besides, I live near a LOT of cattle farms. Can you imagine the massacre? I’m really just doing this for the kids.
What about you? Anything you couldn’t give up even if you tried?
October 17, 2010
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Sometimes we overestimate ourselves. I am no exception. A few months ago I promised you all a blog post each week. Come hell or high water, I will post at least a picture or a link, to let the world know I am still alive! Haha!
Well, I’m here to tell you that was a bold faced lie. I knew full well I couldn’t stick to a schedule and still I lied to you. It’s like that whole Santa Claus and Easter Bunny madness, but more depressing.
I’d like to tell you that’s all going to change and that from here on out my relationship with my readers is going to be more consistent. But I won’t fill your heads with nonsense. Instead, I’ll fill you in on the Wookie. Stay tuned next week or month or whenever I decide to leave my closet to post, for PICTURES from our move. I know you’re excited by that prospect.
Lately I’ve been thinking more and more about the creature wrecking havoc on the insides of my body. I know everyone talks about the miracles of child bearing, how it’s a once in a lifetime experience, and I should cherish it, blah blah blah blah, but really, I just imagine this evil growing inside me:

But hopefully more intelligent. I mean, seriously, the tugging and the pulling and the peeing every 20 minutes and the hot flashes and the hunger but no, I’m not hungry. Oh wait, I am hungry. But I have no idea what I want to eat. Never in my life have been so indecisive about FOOD. I’ll admit, it’s a low point.
In an attempt to calm said Wookie, I play soothing instrumental music during the day. (I also don’t know what I’ll do if my kid doesn’t obsess over Hans Zimmer in the same way I do.) It isn’t all the time, just when I’m writing (and by writing I mean playing computer Solitaire) or cleaning (watching my husband do dishes). Playing the music while thinking of the beast makes me feel all sweet and parental. I’ve even been reading up on how music impacts the Wookie’s development. Sure, it isn’t much, but I like to think I’m somehow making myself more motherly. I’m not much of a baker and I have a devil may care attitude toward flesh wounds, so I should step it up in one area right?
Except a few days ago I realized the Wookie hears everything, not just the select few things I choose to play for it. No, no, it hears me complain incessantly about life; it hears the swearing at the football game on tv; it hears me make fun of complete strangers; it hears me swear because I stubbed my toe, swear because it’s Tuesday and I just haven’t said the ‘f’ word enough. But worst of all, it hears me play video games.
If you’re thinking this isn’t as bad as it sounds, you’d be very wrong. I don’t play the cutesy video games like Wii sports, Mario Kart, or Raise a Puppy R Us. Well, I do play games like that on a rare occasion when I’m in public with people who play said games, but I make them much more violent than necessary.
But it’s more than just making a family game disgustingly violent, filled with rage and f bombs. I like to play first person shooters where I can savagely murder man and beast. I think the phrase “rape and pillage” describes my gaming style accurately. Don’t believe me? Look up games like Fallout 3, Borderlands, Call of Duty Modern Warfare, and Assassin’s Creed II. I enjoy the Fallout 3 “Bloody Mess” perk; it essentially causes a bloodbath of terror. Not exactly for the faint of heart. And yet, the entire time, I’m grinning with glee, emptying round after round of assault rifle ammo, stabbing people through their necks with knives, and causing mass mayhem with nuclear weapons.
My baby hears all of this, masked only by my maniacal laughter.